CHIT CHATS OF CHOTHA CHEATERS

When u ask a person coming out of xam hall and ask " how ws the xam?",there may b two answers with same word 'COOL'.

Either the reply will b " maine xam cool kar diya" or it will b "xam ne mujhe cool kar diya".

People can owe their success to their "One night stand before xam" plans. Their God during xam days is one word " CHOTHE". agar chothe aapke saath ho , to xam mein badi se badi mushkil bhi aapka kuchh nahi bigaad sakti. Agar chothe ne aapka saath chod diya, to badi se badi mushkil bhi aapke gale pad sakti hai.

Some wonderful moments during xam days:

1) I was waiting for my order at sunny jhoops and there came an electrical guy shouting ," SKD ki aisi ki taisi. sara paper cool kar aaya uska. ab dekhta hoon kaise suppli lagata hai?. 65 ka paper karke aaya hoon. sab chhaap diya". all were amazed by his confidence and asked him hw he managed to do that. he showed his army cargos he was wearing. all the answers were there written on the cargo and were not visible to anybody standing more than 100cm away.The guy has managed to complete his xam when 3 others were caught in his hall using chothas that day.

2) Our seating plan was in civil engg drawing hall. there were drawing boards and we used to keep our answer sheets on them while writing. This was our 3rd xam. like the previous two, ppl had prepared all their stuff for the xam on their respective drawing boards. they took pains to come an hour early b4 the xam just to write the whole syllabus on the drawing boards. here comes the invigilator (civ deptt) and his assistant to pick up all the drawing boards and put them aside.all the smiles turned into frowns.

3) A guy was using chotha on first bench.suddenly the invigilator comes and gazes him. the guy moves his head up to find the invigilator.he was trembling with his face full with sweat. The invigilator says, " Do it fast, only 15 minutes are left in the xam"

4) LH preparations: a) A girl enters her junior's room and asks " Do u have N-series mobile? can u arrange one for me?" Its easy to prepare for xam using that mobile. That day ppl came to know how was she the department topper.
b) one girl comes and says, " hey,see my hands thay had all the objective type answers". The other comes and says," thats nothing, see my handkerchief, i had all the answers ". the third comes and says," see my chunri, it had the whole syllabus".

5) The technology advancement or hi-tech chothas.
Micro-xerox of the book itself or the already prepared chothas.
Thanks to micros , whole class would have failed in CMN's xam.
The mobile office software opens all the doc and pdf files. so just put those files into ur memory card and u r fully prepared 4 the xam.
Unity funda plays an important role sometimes along with the principle of "C 2 D" i.e cooperate to dominate.pass on ur chotha to the next one when u r done.u ve 2 just switch on the bluetooth of ur fone and u'll get all the answers that r missing 4m ur mobile.
u'll find guys-gals sticked to each other during the xams who seldom have talked or have always maintained a safe distance.

6) One fullyvdrunk person went to the xam hall with dirty clothes and stinking mouth. he aked permission to go the toilet after regular intervals. the invigilator asked him the reason for his frequent visits. the reply was " Sir , zyada paani pee liya tha , isliye bar bar jana pad rha hai".



Its hard to put down all the moments as many memories r associated with each viva, each class test and each sem xam. Yet the theme, the concept and the feelings related to "chotha" will always remain in the minds of ppl of NITD whether they used them once, never or everytime.