CHIT CHATS OF CHOTHA CHEATERS

When u ask a person coming out of xam hall and ask " how ws the xam?",there may b two answers with same word 'COOL'.

Either the reply will b " maine xam cool kar diya" or it will b "xam ne mujhe cool kar diya".

People can owe their success to their "One night stand before xam" plans. Their God during xam days is one word " CHOTHE". agar chothe aapke saath ho , to xam mein badi se badi mushkil bhi aapka kuchh nahi bigaad sakti. Agar chothe ne aapka saath chod diya, to badi se badi mushkil bhi aapke gale pad sakti hai.

Some wonderful moments during xam days:

1) I was waiting for my order at sunny jhoops and there came an electrical guy shouting ," SKD ki aisi ki taisi. sara paper cool kar aaya uska. ab dekhta hoon kaise suppli lagata hai?. 65 ka paper karke aaya hoon. sab chhaap diya". all were amazed by his confidence and asked him hw he managed to do that. he showed his army cargos he was wearing. all the answers were there written on the cargo and were not visible to anybody standing more than 100cm away.The guy has managed to complete his xam when 3 others were caught in his hall using chothas that day.

2) Our seating plan was in civil engg drawing hall. there were drawing boards and we used to keep our answer sheets on them while writing. This was our 3rd xam. like the previous two, ppl had prepared all their stuff for the xam on their respective drawing boards. they took pains to come an hour early b4 the xam just to write the whole syllabus on the drawing boards. here comes the invigilator (civ deptt) and his assistant to pick up all the drawing boards and put them aside.all the smiles turned into frowns.

3) A guy was using chotha on first bench.suddenly the invigilator comes and gazes him. the guy moves his head up to find the invigilator.he was trembling with his face full with sweat. The invigilator says, " Do it fast, only 15 minutes are left in the xam"

4) LH preparations: a) A girl enters her junior's room and asks " Do u have N-series mobile? can u arrange one for me?" Its easy to prepare for xam using that mobile. That day ppl came to know how was she the department topper.
b) one girl comes and says, " hey,see my hands thay had all the objective type answers". The other comes and says," thats nothing, see my handkerchief, i had all the answers ". the third comes and says," see my chunri, it had the whole syllabus".

5) The technology advancement or hi-tech chothas.
Micro-xerox of the book itself or the already prepared chothas.
Thanks to micros , whole class would have failed in CMN's xam.
The mobile office software opens all the doc and pdf files. so just put those files into ur memory card and u r fully prepared 4 the xam.
Unity funda plays an important role sometimes along with the principle of "C 2 D" i.e cooperate to dominate.pass on ur chotha to the next one when u r done.u ve 2 just switch on the bluetooth of ur fone and u'll get all the answers that r missing 4m ur mobile.
u'll find guys-gals sticked to each other during the xams who seldom have talked or have always maintained a safe distance.

6) One fullyvdrunk person went to the xam hall with dirty clothes and stinking mouth. he aked permission to go the toilet after regular intervals. the invigilator asked him the reason for his frequent visits. the reply was " Sir , zyada paani pee liya tha , isliye bar bar jana pad rha hai".



Its hard to put down all the moments as many memories r associated with each viva, each class test and each sem xam. Yet the theme, the concept and the feelings related to "chotha" will always remain in the minds of ppl of NITD whether they used them once, never or everytime.

SARASWATI PUJO

MAY GODDESS SARASWATI BLESS ALL!!!

Dear Goddess and readers, please forgive if this post hurts any of the sentiments.

Saraswati Pujo in NIT Durgapur is celebrated with great fervour. A holiday (though every day spent in college becomes a holiday at some or the other point of life) which is eagerly awaited by ppl.

For most of the people the day is remembered as "Saraswati Puja - the day when boys r allowed to enter LH".Its hard 2 believe for the first years but they soon find out that its not such a thing to crave for as they spend more time in the college.


besides the actual rituals, the other things that take place on the paricular day are - the most number of camera clicks and number of dress changes of the year.

While many boys are interested in DEVIYON KE DARSHAN over DEVI DARSHAN, girls put on weight by wearing sarees and heavy make ups. some of the guys (especially the committed ones) like to offer PUSHPANJALI to the girl of their choice,rather than offering it to the Goddess.
once in an year, the girls find the chance to invite ppl to their hostels and they need to look like good hosts (rather ghosts).and not to forget the follow up of series of redundant questions like " hw am i looking?", "does this saree suit me?"..

One can find all the available models of digicams on the day. numerous camera clicks which perhaps later become part of special memories. meanwhile, the couples are busy preparing each others' portfolios and are unaware of whats happening around.


Its a gr8 thing to celebrate the day as far as the sanctity of the occasion is maintained.

whatever the views of ppl may be, the day is remembered as it brings smiles including the artificial ones.After all it is a part of life at NITD.

SOME POSTS describing NITD

do visit the following links:


1) COOL HAI

2) Subah ho gayi mamu

3) All about GAJJJJABB


4) Food is served

5) REC , durgapur 1966 to 1970



dear readers , plz post more such links in the comments

DRINK DUNKED DRUNKEN DRUNKARDS

Let me start with the following lines that i once read somewhere:

ON SOME OCCASIONS BEER IS DRUNK
ON SOME OCCASIONS VODKA IS DRUNK
ON SOME OCCASIONS WHISKEY IS DRUNK
ON SOME OCCASIONS RUM IS DRUNK
BUT WHAT IS DRUNK ON EVERY OCCASION???

ITS "YOU"




Throughout my experiences with drunkards in these golden yrs in NITD ,drinking can be classified into three levels. the capacity to consume alcohol and remain stable increases with the increase in level.


LEVEL I - At this level, ppl talk abt their studies,parents, how they ruin their studies, their career , blah blah.
LEVEL II - At this level, ppl talk abt their gf/bf,crushes,incidents and accidents in their life and some sort of other things
LEVEL III- At this level, ppl will drink to their capacities, get OUT and start crying. they will consume more alcohol and cry even more.

I dont knw abt any level IV becoz if it is there, it will a uncontrolable situation.




WHAT DO PEOPLE USUALLY DO WHEN THEY GET DRUNK?

vomit - ppl will vomit after they r drunk.they will drink again after they become somewht stable.

sleep- I ve seen ppl sleeping in Oval, Lords, Hostel Roofs, Jhoops, under trees until they r out of their hangovers.

reveal secrets-dil ki baatein bahar nikal aati hain.but some ppl still manage to keep their secrets

cry/get emotional- as i said b4 , level III is characterised by this action.

call their distant friends,girlfriend/boyfriends - ppl will call , whether they call from their own phones or phones of others

pakate hain, chaat-te hain , listen to hard rock or sad songs- what abt ppl saying "Bharat mata ki jai", "mujhe desh ke liye kuchh karna hai",saying tongue twisters, making u love guru.. phew the list is endless

speak in english- ppl will speak in english and try to learn all the vocab in an instant.

do weird actions-ppl will dance in silly manner,remove their clothes,curse the college,profs,ppl who ve dumped them

get violent-breaking window panes with their hands,throwing stones, hitting ppl actually.some will go to the common room and punch the TV screen .

Run a few miles- this was the most surprising reaction ever observed of a drunkard.

One more thing they will say every time ,i.e. "Main OUT nahi hoon".
Whatever I ve written above was not to hurt anybody's sentiments. whether is drinking is good or bad i cant say and nor i would like to comment upon.

But what will always remain in hearts of ppl of NIT-D is emptying of uncountable bottles and crates and all the memories associated with every occasion of drinking.

Not to forget the drinking sessions at SAM,SUPER,SURAVI,DH,CR,PI,LUXOR,DHABA,HOSTEL ROOFS,LORDS,OVAL,JUNGLE,JHOOPS,FESTS ,FESTIVALS,FRESHERS AND FAREWELLS and all those which i ve missed.


DEDICATED TO ALL THE DRUNKARDS OF NITD.....................CHEERS!!!!!
KEEP ROCKING ...

A TYPICAL NITDGP CALENDAR

SUMMER VACATIONS OVER/ NEW ENTRIES

MID SEMS/CLASS TESTS

DURGAPUJA + DIWALI VACATIONS

VERVE

ODD SEM EXAM

WINTER VACATIONS

MUKTI

MOTORZUNDUNG (new entry)

AAROHAN

CINE FEST ( some times)

ELECTIONS

RECSTACY ( the most awaited event every year)

FAREWELLS

EVEN SEM EXAM

PASSING OUT / SUMMER VACATIONS


There r many other events but i ve seen ppl talking abt these 1s only. Other clubs whose events r not listed here, plz dont mind. All the events play a role in the NITDGP calendar.

I was wondering hw to start writing abt NIT-D , so i started with the calendar.I don't knw what will b the next thought.